China has taken the next logical step in their plan to have a perfect, obedient society. Since citizens no longer have human rights and all thinking has been banned, they've chosen to turn their citizens into trees (men) shrubs (women) and houseplants (children.) Citizens will be planted outside their homes commencing May 1st, just in time for the spring/summer growing season. In a move some consider borderline controversial, trees, shrubs and plants will not be allowed to flower, as that may inspire other trees and plants to do likewise.
Committee leaders will continue in their current roles as old-growth stumps.
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