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Various Artists - Funniest Roasts Of The Century Volume 1 & 2 2007

On: Saturday, April 30, 2011

Norm Crosby
Norman Crosby
Sep 15 1927 -
Official Site 

Henny Youngman
Henry
Yungman

aka King of the One Liners

Mar 16 1906 - Feb 24 1998 age 91
Official Site

Slappy White
Melvin Edward White
Sep 20 1921 - Nov 07 1995 age 74
Official Site

Jackie Vernon
Ralph Verrone
New York City, New York, USA
Mar 29 1924 – Nov 10 1987 age 63
Official Site

01 Milton Berle Roasting Rich Little
02 Pat McCormick Roasting TV Celebrity
03 Jackie Vernon Roasting Super Bowl Champs
04 Pat Buttram Roasting Henny Youngman
05 Henny Youngman Roasting Movie Star
06 Slappy White Roasting Super Bowl Champs
07 Dick Shawn Roasting Super Bowl Champs
08 Milton Berle Roasts Movie Star
09 Slappy White Roasts Henny Youngman
10 Norm Crosby Roasts Rich Little
11 Pat McCormick Roasts Rich Little
12 Pat Buttram Roasts Rich Little
13 Rich Little Roasts The Roasters






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Thanks DAK!
Other Various Artists albums on are HERE

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Albert Brooks - A Star Is Bought 1975

On: Friday, April 29, 2011

Albert Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein (yup!)
July 22, 1947

01 In The Beginning
02 Phone Call To Americans
03 Near The Beginning
04 Party From Outer Space
05 In The Middle
06 Phone Calls From Americans
07 An End In Sight
08 Love Song
09 The End Of The First Beginning
10 A New Beginning
11 Promotional Gimmick
12 Call This Cut Three, Side Two
13 The Englisman-German-Jew Blues
14 The Beginning Of The End
15 The Albert Brooks Show #112
16 The End 
17 Pardon My Boner



  
Standup
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His other material on this blog is tagged at the bottom of this post
Party From Outer Space b/w Phone Call To Americans (Letter To Americans) (45) 1975
Rewriting The National Anthem Part 1 & 2 (45) 1973

  
                 
  


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Jonathan Winters - Great Moments Of Comedy 1960s

Jonathan Winters
Jonathan Harshman Winters III
Nov 11 1925 - Apr 11 2013 age 87

01 New Flying Saucer
02 Hip Robin Hood
03 Prison Scene
04 Oldest Airline Stewardess
05 Super Service Station
06 Broadway Musical
07 Football Game
08 Great White Hunter
09 Western





 Stand-up
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Shelley Berman - The Morning After The Night Before (Single) 1957

01 Shelley Berman - The Morning After The Night Before




 Stand-up
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Rodney Dangerfield - Rodney's Night Club Act 1988

On: Thursday, April 28, 2011

01 Soundtrack, Las Vegas




 Stand-up
Thanks daddio52!

Bob & Ray - Paint The Town Spred 1963

Bob
Robert Brackett Elliott
Mar 26 1923 - (1923-03-26)

Ray
Raymond Walter Goulding
Lowell, Massachusetts, USA
Mar 20 1922 – Mar 24 1990 age 68
01 Side 1 Paint The Town Spred
* Side 1 only



Skit Comedy for Glidden paint company
Thanks  Stephen K!

And Now For Something A Little Different

On: Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I came across this blog while researching a favorite subject of mine, antique manhole covers. Well, I mistyped something (what a boner!) and found this unusual website. I thought long and hard about posting this link.  So I am going to lay my cards on the table, pump up my courage, and hope that you enjoy this aural (tee-hee) delight.
Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge.   No Shit!

Redd Foxx - Both Sides Of Redd Foxx 1966


Redd Foxx
John Elroy Sanford
St. Louis, Missouri USA
Dec 09 1922 – Oct 11 1991



01 Side 1
02 Side 2




 Stand-up
Thanks Steve K!

Redd Foxx - 3 Or 4 Times A Day 1995

Redd Foxx
John Elroy Sanford
St. Louis, Missouri USA
Dec 09 1922 – Oct 11 1991


01 Side 1 3 Or 4 Times A Day
02 Side 2 3 Or 4 Times A Day




 Stand-up
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Wayne & Shuster - In Person Comedy Performance 1959 (Canada)

On: Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Wayne and Shuster were a Canadian comedy duo Johnny Wayne and Frank Shuster. It was active professionally from the early 1940s until the late 1980s.
Wayne (born Louis Weingarten, May 28, 1918 – July 18, 1990) and Shuster (September 5, 1916 – January 13, 2002) were well known in Canada, and were two of Ed Sullivan's recurring guests.
Wayne and Shuster met as high school students at Harbord Collegiate Institute in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in 1930. They both studied at the University of Toronto, where they wrote and performed for the theatre there, and in 1941 they made their radio CFRB in their own show, The Wife Preservers in which they dispensed household hints in a humorous fashion. This exposure resulted in the pair being given their own comedy show on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's Trans-Canada Network as Shuster & Wayne
They enlisted in the Canadian Army in 1942, and performed for the troops in Europe during World War II as part of the Army Show (they would also later perform for the army in the Korean War). They returned to Canada to create the Wayne and Shuster Show for CBC Radio in 1946. They first performed on The Ed Sullivan Show in the United States in 1958, and set a record there by appearing 67 times over the next 11 years.
Wayne and Shuster turned down many offers to go to the U.S. permanently, preferring to remain in Toronto. (They did co-star in a CBS-TV sitcom, Holiday Lodge, which aired as a summer replacement for Jack Benny in 1961.)
After having a weekly television series in the 1950s, they began a series of long-running, monthly Wayne & Shuster comedy specials on CBC Television in the early 1960s which continued into the 1980s by which time their comedy was regarded as old-fashioned. They were an influence for later Canadian comedians, such as Lorne Michaels (Shuster's son-in-law), the Royal Canadian Air Farce and The Kids in the Hall.  In the late 1980s, many of their comedy skits were repackaged in half-hour chunks and syndicated around the world under the title Wayne & Shuster; the comedians filmed new introductions for the series.
They performed "literate" comedy, combined with slapstick. They often used classical or Shakespearean settings and characters; on their first Ed Sullivan appearance, for example, they performed Rinse the Blood off My Toga, a sketch which retold Shakespeare's Julius Caesar in the style of a then-contemporary police procedural television series such as Dragnet. This sketch spawned the popular catch phrase, "Julie, don't go!"
Shuster was a cousin of comic book artist Joe Shuster, who co-created Superman with writer Jerry Siegel.

Source: material snatched, plagiarized, scrambled and reformatted from original, better material posted on Wikipedia.
 
01 A Shakesperean Baseball Game
02 I Was A TV Addict
03 Rinse The Blood Off My Toga
04 Frontier Psychiatrist






 Comedy Skits
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Ray Belmonte Duo - Laugh It Up With Ray & Rick At The Starlight Lounge 1960s (Canada)

The Ray Belmonte duo was a classic lounge comedy from the mid-60's with great one liners, song standards, and general buffoonery.
They were an early sixties Canadian lounge act.  With bad jokes and  musical parodies (Hello Dolly, Shanty In Shanty Town, etc.) the Duo were seen as up-and-comers.
ARC Records was Canada's most notorious low-budget label, in the same league as labels like CROWN or ALSHIRE in the states. They were famous for taking famous pop songs by one artist and getting some shmoe to cover them and giving him a phony name similar to that of the original artist. So you'd find records on ARC like I Walk the Line performed by Jonny Cass. Other comedy records on ARC included the huge selling satirical folk LPs of The Brothers-In Law. They were named for their actual careers as Ontario police officers. They put out four records on ARC, and then Alec Sommerville, the group's leader, left to go solo on ARC. Two other comedy records on the ARC label were Deegan's Diary - a comedy LP by a Hamilton radio personality and Al Boliska's World's Worst Jokes, by a Toronto radio personality.

Source: material snatched, plagiarized, scrambled and reformatted from original, better material posted on the awesome WFMU and Evil Pain Clown blogs and comments authored by Kliph Nesteroff.

01 Side 1 Laugh It Up With Ray And Rick
02 Side 2 Laugh It Up With Ray And Rick





 Standup & Music
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Sam Kinison - Live From Hell 1993

On: Monday, April 25, 2011

Sam Kinison
Samuel Burl Kinison
 Yakima, Washington USA
Dec 08 1953 – Apr 10 1992 age 39
01 I Missed The Joan Rivers Show
02 Execution For Pee Wee
03 Captain Kangaroo
04 Russians Are Losers
05 Sammy’s Pawnshop
06 J.F.K.
07 Space Pussies
08 The Kurds
09 Willie Nelson
10 The Smart Bomb
11 100 Hour War
12 Bob Hope
13 The Pee Trough
14 Know When To Die
15 Sam’s Tirade
16 Rap Sucks
17 Cable T.V.
18 Bad Taste
19 The Homeless
20 Don’t Swallow


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Stand-up
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Isaac Air Freight - Foolish Guys To Confound The Wise 1980

Dave Toole, Dan Rupple.  Larry Watt replaced by Mitch Teemley
Birth name
USA
Born/Died
Official Site
 
It takes a keen eye and a sharp wit to mine the gold from the piles of lame Christian records that fill the record bins of thrift stores across America.  Suffice it to say, Mr. Poopy possesses such an eye and wit and, thus, I present you with these ridiculous recordings.  Isaac Air Freight was a Christian comedy group who took a hard-line, fundamentalist approach for the most part, and cranked out a few albums in the 1970’s and 1980’s.  These guys were by no means idiots and, unlike other contemporaries, actually possessed a fair degree of wit but, as one can only imagine, anything based on their kind of death-cult philosophy can do little but suck the fun out of just about anything!
What we have here is a skit on the evils of Punk Rock, featuring a fake band called “Kuss”.  Actually, I think the band sounds pretty good—that “I’m Bored / You’re Bored” song really speaks to me!  Classic stuff that I bet 99.9% of the punkers on the planet never had a chance to hear.  I also offer up “Cult”, which I feel requires little explanation.
Take a closer look at the cover art below.  On the front you have the guys preaching to a couple of scientist / mathematician types and a scholar, while on the back you see the scientists marginalized, wearing dunce caps, and the scholarly chap with his hat removed joining the gang in prayer—thus, the “fools are confounding the wise”!  Get it?  And the hilarity just goes on and on, so much so that I even uploaded the entire LP for you other nuts who get a kick out of getting into these people’s heads! Source: GlorifyTheTurd

01 Final Minutes
02 Body Schisms
03 Kuss
04 Woodstock Now
05 Cult
06 Hardness Of Heart
07 EF Bullish
08 Jerusalem Dragnet Part 2



Marantha Music MM0066A

Christian Skit Comedy
Enjoy!


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