YAHOO! A New SCAM

At last, I have received an email with a new approach to somehow scam me out of money.

Well, the laugh's on her, I AIN'T GOT NONE!

It'll take a few days to exchange some emails, so hang in there. I can tell you this much now:

She's a big deal international shopper who is willing to give me money (!!!!) and send me packages (!!!!) that I am free to open and inspect. I just need to receive them and occasionally buy things for her with her money, of course.

I am SHOCKED that she was able to find me, the only honest person on the eastern seaboard of the USA, to be her personal assistant. I've got goosebumps.

If she does send me cash maybe I can get rid of this damn message that keeps popping up on my Windows 7 laptop:

"YOU MAY BE A VICTIM OF SOFTWARE COUNTERFEITING"

Check back here!

Jim