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Had this iconic photo on my wall at work for years, with its doppelganger. Photoshopped by George Mahlberg (AKA Dr. Cosmo)
Bad Boy!
On: Thursday, October 28, 2010
Ahh, you prankster you!!!
I see you tried to hack into one of my emails too! WaaaHOOOO we're havin' fun now!
Prankster
You've no doubt noticed that a prankster has embedded "You Might Like" links after some posts. Yes, many lead to gay blogs. I can hardly suppress my excitement that a homophobic bonehead (chuckles) has targeted this lowly (and I might add private) blog.
So it seems one of our 110 readers is a mole. The rare Molahomaphobe. I guess we should be grateful. Perhaps some of our readers can find some happiness in these other blogs. Let me know!
So it seems one of our 110 readers is a mole. The rare Molahomaphobe. I guess we should be grateful. Perhaps some of our readers can find some happiness in these other blogs. Let me know!
THWACK !!!
On: Saturday, October 9, 2010
** No Longer Effective as of 2015 **
That's the sound of my hand slapping my forehead, realizing I'm begging folks to submit their album shares and assuming they know how to do that. So here are some instructions.
That's the sound of my hand slapping my forehead, realizing I'm begging folks to submit their album shares and assuming they know how to do that. So here are some instructions.
There are only 3 steps. I will list them and provide further explanation below.
step 1-put your album's files in a RAR or ZIP type file.
step 2-upload the RAR file to S-H-A-R-E-B-E-E (S-H-A-R-E-B-E-E AND R-A-P-I-D-S-H-A-R-E ARE FREE)
step 3-email the link to me
DETAILS
STEP 1 - open file manager, click on directory with your files (#1 in diagram), then right click it (#1 in diagram), in the pop-up choose "ADD" menu item (#2 in diagram).
The RAR file will be created - note its location! (Usually in the directory one level up.)
STEP 2 - open your browser, type in the address www.s-h-a-r-e-b-e-e.com,
find your RAR file (#1), check the "Agree" box (#2), click on Upload (#3)
STEP 3 - when S-h-a-r-e-b-e-e upload completes, the link will be presented (#1). Copy it into an email and send to jimgweb@gmail.com. Note the link to delete the file (#2) - copy this to your browser, if you want to remove a file from S-h-a-r-e-b-e-e
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Burns & Schreiber - Pure BS 1973
02 Youth Wants To Know
03 The Faith Healer, Part 1 Holey Moley
04 The Faith Healer, Part 2 First Phone Call
05 The Faith Healer, Part 3 Giant Communist Frogs
06 The Faith Healer, Part 4 Second Phone Call
07 The Man From P.R.O.D.
08 Family Reunion
09 Booze
10 The Cab Driver
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People I'd like to thank in person #2
On: Friday, October 8, 2010
Here are more of the people I'd like to meet, in person, in a small room somewhere, to thank them for their contributions to today's society. I'd like to meet:
The boneheads who decided that they could charge more than $5.00 for a good pizza. Or more than 25 cents for a 12 ounce soda.
The numb-nuts who started charging $5.00 for a cup of 25 cent coffee. Bonus points to the dummies who buy them.
The stinking rat-ass shithead piss-heads who started charging anything over 8% on credit cards while we get 2% on savings.
the conniving creep who started charging luggage fees (also gets the sneaky bastard award)
the medical insurance criminals who decided that the act of drawing blood is "surgery" and the charge should be $28
the greedy bastards who own stores large enough to be prefixed with "super-" or suffixed with "mart" or "depot", driving all the local businesses out of business.
the profiling cop who fabricates a reason to stop a car (e.g. changing lanes too frequently) so he can roust someone (I like cops, we need cops, just not those who are adrenaline or power freaks)
the slimebag who approved making commercials for lawyers which are almost universally condescending, target the elderly, and star the ego-shitsical lawyer him/herself.
the drug company exec who started making commercials for drugs YOU have to ask your DOCTOR for, for manufactured illnesses, like "restless leg syndrome".
To President Grant for letting that first guy in the lobby of the Willard Hotel in Washington, allowing the British tradition of "lobbying" to take hold in the US. Knuckleheads.
Burns & Schreiber - In One Head And Out The Other 1965
02 The Faith Healer, The Immobile Thumb, The Communist Plot, The Mess
03 Make-A-Song
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Burns & Schreiber - Watergate Comedy Hour 1973
02 Hello UPI No. 1
03 The Break-In
04 Ron Ziegler Meets The Press
05 The Meeting
06 The Dick Cravett Show
07 The Watergate Comedy Hour
08 The Plan
09 The Investigation
10 Agnew Interview
11 The Reverend And The President
12 Hello UPI No. 2
13 The President's Prayer
Watergate Comedy Hour
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Macungie
On: Thursday, October 7, 2010
I noticed we have a visitor from Macungie, for whom I have a question.
When I was in my early 20s, I visited Valley Antique Ford many times. I was rebuilding a 1930 Model A rumble seat coupe, and somehow came across this place, back in the day before the 'net.
Imagine my surprise, taking a dirt road back to this place for the first time, coming up on a house which was basically in the woods, with a barn nearby.
Inside the barn was shelving with wooden bins containing original antique car parts. But in the back yard, scattered about and in a kind-of gully, were dozens of antique cars! It was a junk yard for antique cars, one of a kind in my experience. I thought I hit gold and still dream about finding that place.
Is it still there, in or near Macungie?
Bob Newhart - This Is It 1967
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01 Prenatal Twins
02 Daddy Of All Hangovers
03 Topless_Clubs
04 On Trains And Planes
05 Modern Witch Doctor
06 Pussy Cat
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Brother Dave Gardner - Rejoice, Dear Hearts 1959
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Jackson, Tennessee USA
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Recorded in Nashville, Tennessee
01 Side 1 Rejoice Dear Hearts
02 Side 2 Rejoice Dear Hearts
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Brother Dave Gardner - Kick Thy Own Self 1960
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Jackson, Tennessee USA
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Recorded at The Highlands, Houston, Texas. Produced by Chet Atkins.
01 Side 1 When You're Smiling, You're My Everything
02 Side 2 Lover
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Thank You
On: Wednesday, October 6, 2010
I'm tossing out a big THANK YOU to those who responded to my begging groveling request for shares: Wayne, Dwight, Doug and Jerry, to Albert at Dr. Forrest's Cheeze Factory for his most recent shares, and to everyone else who sent in new material in the last six months. Fellows like you keep the posts fresh. THANKS
To our other blog readers, I look forward to the day when you too have a fresh share to send to VSC. If anyone needs help doing so, all it takes is an email to me. The process is very simple, even for the Luddites among us!
H-O-U-S-E-K-E-E-P-I-N-G
On: Monday, October 4, 2010
For the next week (or two) I will perform housekeeping on VSC. I'll be checking for missing images and missing links, that type of thing.
Expect new posts on or before October 18th.
For now... here's some interesting trivia to keep you thinking. It's not uncommon for airports to use grape flavored kool-aid or soda to keep birds away from runways. Birds aren't fans, apparently.
If you have some funny and true bit of trivia, post it here in the comments to keep us distracted while I clean house.
Why did I just think of that? I read about that in a magazine years ago and the thought just randomly popped into my head. Unfortunately, when something pops into my head two or more things usually pop out. There's only so much space up there.
Jim
Adam Stag Party - Special #2 Songs For Adults Only With Terri Cup Cake O'Mason 1960
01 Introduction_Cup Cakes
02 My First Piece
03 I Believe
04 Three Little Sisters
05 Boogie Woogie
06 Hangover Blues
07 Introduction_I'm Late
08 Horse Sense
09 I'm A Lady
10 Makin' Whoopee
11 Biggest Man In Havana
12 House Of Ill Repute
02 My First Piece
03 I Believe
04 Three Little Sisters
05 Boogie Woogie
06 Hangover Blues
07 Introduction_I'm Late
08 Horse Sense
09 I'm A Lady
10 Makin' Whoopee
11 Biggest Man In Havana
12 House Of Ill Repute
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People I'd like to thank in person #1
On: Friday, October 1, 2010
There are a few people I'd like to meet, in person, in a small room somewhere, to thank them for their contributions to today's society. I'd like to meet:
The criminal banker who dreamed up charging cash machine fees - paying a fee to take your own money from the bank while they save on teller salaries.
The "genius" who fucked with TV schedules so that the best shows' season starts willy-nilly during the year, skips weeks, and ends "whenever" while changing time slots from day to day and time to time.
The moron who started showing advertisements across the bottom of the TV screen, which, by the way, are getting larger and larger. We LOVE a 19 minute half hour show!
The knuckleheads who show TV commercials and movie previews that reveal the best part of the movie.
The narcissistic, infected pimple head who invented reality shows, like we give a shit.
The greedy bastards who changed cable from "subscription TV with no commercials" to "pay for TV or get nothing"
the pinheads who changed gas stations to self-serve but still charge premium rates.
the nitwit who decided to put ANYTHING else besides phone services on a FUCKING CELL PHONE, so the phones and the services make them millionaires while we just want a phone that can MAKE A CALL ANYWHERE.
the douche bag who started paying athletes millions of dollars so we could eventually pay $100 per seat.
the smarties who charge more for a liter of water than for a liter of gasoline, and double boner points to the people who buy the water.
Woody Woodbury - Concert In Comedy 1961
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