Here are the ANSWERS TO 
"IDENTIFY THE COMEDIAN"

1. If he carried a trumpet, who would he be? JACKIE VERNON OR JACK SHELDON
2. If his hand was in his vest, who would he be? JACK E. LEONARD
3. If he carried a large wooden malette, who would he be?? GALLAGHER
4. If his tie was a little too tight, who would he be?RODNEY DANGERFIELD
5. If he was &#)$*(&*@ who would he be (two answers acceptable)? LENNY BRUCE OR GEORGE CARLIN
6. If she was sitting at a piano, who would she be? BELLE BARTH
7. If he mangled his words and phrases with malaprops galore, who would he be? NORM CROSBY
8. If he was decidedly drunk, who would he be? FOSTER BROOKS
9. If he insulted the crap out of you but you still laughed, who would he be? DON RICKLES
10. Very high on crack (freebasing), who would he be? RICHARD PRYOR
11. If he was VERY high on coke, who would he be?  GEORGE CARLIN
12. JimG was constantly mistaken for him back in the day, and he resembled the greenish cartoon (in the right margin), who would he be?? FREDDIE PRINZE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANSWERS AND CONGRATS TO THOSE WHO GOT THEM RIGHT - YOU QUALIFY AS KNOWLEDGEABLE OLD FARTS

Jim